keep all sad movies about dogs away from me
one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too
"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."
how DARE u get tattoos and piercings and make decisions about what to do to YOUR own body just who the heck do u think u are
hello friends britney is here
goodbye friends britney is gone
i peed myself at the grocery store so i had to make it look like it wasn’t me